Dirty Red Commie

Two brilliant things a friend posted elsewhere that I'd like to share with the commie community.

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_cheeseburger_in_a

 Taste testing of German canned cheeseburger (for camping or masochism)

and

 http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/

The Nietzsche Family Circus 

At first, I thought I'd come across a follow-up story for my previous mention of gay penguins,

Birds Stay Gay

As it turns out, I've found an entirely new news story about gay penguins, in a different country even. In our own country even.
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/world/story/0,,1951882,00.html

Apparently the problem is more pervasive than previously thought! (Although, in the interests of full disclosure, apparently one of these penguins was just experimenting or bi. Just letting y'all know)

I found a new game. Please Please Please play it. I am addicted and I need you to give me the answers I don't have yet.

http://www.shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi

It has some bandwith issues, but just reload if any messages come up. It's pretty easy to figure out, but if you need help, click on "hints" in the top right corner.

Thank you.

Sometimes while looking through people's signatures on forums you come accross a great link.  This one came from a signature on the woot forums.  It's pretty great.  Though, does it make me a bad person for laughing at most of these? 

http://www.scarypersonals.com/

It's coming.

Are you ready?

September 19th is the big day.

It's less than two weeks away!

So grab a parot and a pint of rum!

Sit back and yell, "Arrr matey!"

Talk like a Pirate Day

A woman completely loses her shit to a telemarketer.  It's absolutely amazing.  She calls him a murderer, a rapist, a criminal, and makes the most outrageous claims about what she's going to do to him and his family. She just keeps going and going while "Alex" just responds calmly here and there when he can get a word in edgewise.

 You must hear this to believe it.

From The Consumerist 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879

It's a little over 25 minutes.   Colbert makes fun of Bush with him sitting two people away.

[img_assist|nid=80|title=|desc=|link=|align=left|width=200|height=160]The keen mind(s) at thepartyparty.com have put together an excellent version of Sunday, Bloody Sunday sung entirely by Dubyah.

[img_assist|nid=74|title=goat|desc=|link=|align=left|width=150|height=200]Institute for the Study of the Goat, the Pole, and their Relative Positions.

http://www.goatonapole.com/ 

(Where did I find this?, you might well ask.  Do I normally search for images of goats on poles?  It was linked in one of my favorite normal newspapers.) 

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Over at misshapenfeatures.com, there's a freekin' hilarious mashup called StarLords.  Where else can you see Yoda and Gandalf in a disco dance battle?  Their site is pretty overwhelmed, so you can also get it from my local mirror.