Dirty Red Commie

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4914320.stm

Revealing quotations:

"In pigball, similar to football, the piglets were split into two teams of five in a pen where they chased a ball covered in fish oil with their snouts."

and 

"Pig swimming was a new event in this year's games, with pigs attempting to paddle to the other end of a small pool. However, the pigs were more interested in bumping into each other than racing, and one piglet managed to get his foot stuck in a rope separating the lanes."

 It's one of those stories that I wish were untrue.

I was thinking we might want to retitle the site "Dirty Red Commie" or some such nonsense.  "DirtyRedCommie.com" doesn't really do it for me anymore. 

At least this time we have a site illustrator at our beck and call.  You hear that, rez?  BECK and CALL.  Prepare thyself.