Dirty Red Commie

When the world's gone crazy, let Mad Magazine be your guide.

The secret reason for War, Pestulance, and the other riders is a million monkeys, which is something we all knew anyway, but monkeys rule, right?  Cracked.com explains the Monkeysphere, which is all around us, even now in this very room.  

(Oh, warning: some swearing, but well worth the read.)

 A friend of mine sent me this today.  I love it.  A must visit for everyone who's ever been asked too many, too stupid computer questions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRjVeRbhtRU&mode=related&search 

I found a new game. Please Please Please play it. I am addicted and I need you to give me the answers I don't have yet.

http://www.shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi

It has some bandwith issues, but just reload if any messages come up. It's pretty easy to figure out, but if you need help, click on "hints" in the top right corner.

Thank you.

Last week, the library my wife works at conducted a fire drill.  I've always enjoyed fire drills, so I was a little jealous.  In elementary school, I'd clap my hands with glee to the loud noises and flashing lights.  Not much has changed.

 But when I found out that someone actually got to play the part of the fire itself, my imagination ran with it.  At the libraray, someone stands holding a sign bedecked with illustrated flames that reads, "FIRE."  In my mind, it became a pageant with The Fire playing the lead role.  He danced and sang, the actor's glorious and brightly colored costume outshining the firemen's own yellow and red. 

I mean, it couldn't be anything less than a Broadway musical, could it?