Dirty Red Commie

I recently decided that I need a watch.  Specifically, I need a watch that I'm likely to wear.  I do own a Matrix Binary Watch, and it's cool, but it's bulky, hard to read, and has a beep that can't be turned off. 

After getting distracted for a while and learning about what it means when a watch has a certain number of jewels, I decided that I want a watch with a tactile alarm.  At one point, I googled "watch vibrating completely silent" and was shocked to find that my own fiction blog appeared as the fourth result.

The experience was a little creepy. I never talk about a vibrating watch in my blog, but those four words do appear.  I mention vibration due to some unknown event aboard a space craft, "completely silent" comes from a bit of story about living in the basement of an abandoned building, and I think the word "watch" is used as a verb. 

As of today, I've moved down to 6th place in the results -- which is just as well, I suppose.  I don't sell silent watches.

Yet.

Ultimately, I chose the Timex Expedition 41701, if you're wondering.